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13:50
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Ram

RAM: 10:52


3)

Dhundi Sange Nachnyachi Urmi Mala,
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1)

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RAM:


10:16

Tu Dilelya Vedna Manachya

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RAM:


12:14

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12:12

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10:14

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10:27

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RAM:

10:36

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10:19

Prem He Prem Asate,

Kadhi N Te Sampanare Asate,

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Kahi Japun Hi Pokalh Rahatat,

Kahi Matr Aapo'Aap Japli Jatat...read next

महाराष्ट्र राज्य माध्यमिक व उच्च माध्यमिक शिक्षण मंडळातफेर् घेण्यात आलेल्या दहावीच्या शालांत परीक्षेच्या निकालाची तारीख अखेर जाहीर झाली असून १७ जूनला मंडळाच्या अधिकृत वेबसाइटवर सकाळी ११ वाजता हा 'ऑनलाइन' निकाल जाहीर होईल. विद्यार्थ्यांना मार्कलिस्टचे प्रिन्टआऊटही घेता येणार आहे. सरकारच्या 'बेस्ट फाइव्ह' निर्णयानुसार निकालात सहाही विषयांचे मार्क नमूद असतील, मात्र टक्केवारी दाखवताना जास्त मार्क मिळालेल्या पाच विषयांतील टक्के दर्शवले जाणार आहेत.


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मोबाईलवर MHSSC आणि पुढे आपला क्रमांक टाइप करून ५७७६६ ला मेसेज पाठवा.



Ramkrishan M. Ghadigaonkar

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12:12

Ved He Man Maze Tuzi Vat Pahan Sodat Nahi!
Tu Parat Kadhi Yenar Nahi Kadachit Tyachya Manalahi He Patat Nahi!

*10th result type MHSSC @57766



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12:09

Tu n Mazi Rahilis He tya vidyala Patat Nahi!



Kitihi Samajavale Tari Maze To Manatach Nahi!
 Tuzyach Vicharat Rahato Maze Dukh: Tyala Kalhatach Nahi!



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10:57

MAZE MAN

Jata-Jata Aathavan Mhanun Dolyat Ashru Tu Deun Gelis!
 Mazya Manala Mazyapasunch Parak Karun Gelis!



Rusale He Man Maze Mazyashi Bolat Nahi

RAM:


11:27

Kuchh haath se uske fisal gaya

wah palak jhapak kar nikal gaya

Fir laash bichh gayi lakhon ki

sab palak jhapak kar badal gaya



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RAM:

11:26

Jo Lada Tha Sipaahiyon Ki Tarah



Aisa Bharat Mein Koi Baadshah Na Hua



Rooh To Ho gayi Thi Tann Se Judaa



Haath Talwaar Se Judaa Na Hua..


RAM:

11:24

Ae mere hamnasheen chal aur kahin

Is chaman ab apna gujara nahin

Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum

ab to kanto pe bhi haq hamara nahin..



RAM

RAM:


11:56

Mitranto jar tumchya kaljala sparsh karanare marathi sms pahijet tar join kara 'on prematme" ani pathava 9870807070 var.

Aani ho tumchya mitranahi sa


RAM:

11:53

butkhana samjhte ho jisko

puccho naa wahan kaya halat h

ham log wahin se laute h

bas shuker karo laut aaye h



tumchya mitranna join kara ha group


RAM:

11:47

patther ke khuda patther ke sanam

patther ke hi insan paaye hain

tum shehr-e-mohabbat kehte ho

ham jaan bacha ke aayen hain



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RAM:


11:04

Marin Haak Tula Deshil Saad Sakhe Ka!

Ordun Jagala Aaj Sagav Mhanato!

Bhavnanshi Gallat, Zali Farkat Mananchi!

Fatkya Aayushyala Jara Sandhav Mhanto


RAM:

11:02

Hi Nirav Shantata Kallolh Manat Mazya!

Mandivar Theun Dok Shant Nijav Mhanto!

Firav Kesatun Halhuvar Tuze Hat!

Kin-kin Bangdyanchi Thod Nadav Mhanto



RAM:

11:00

Tu Ho Mhanshil Tar 1da Jagav Mhanto!

Sakhe Punha 1var Tula Magav Mhanto!

Thaklo Saye Aata Vaat Saratach Nahi!

Ye Bais Visavyala Thod Bolav Mhanto!!!

RAM:


11:49

Jis ki 1 Hansi k liye

Mar jane ko Dil kare

Jo kehde 1 baar to

Phir Jeene ko Dil kare

Aisa hi 1 Humsafar chahiye

Bus Mujhe Mera Pyar Chahiye

Ram



RAM:

11:35

Jo bani ho Mere lye
Jis k lye mai Jee raha hu,
Jo kahe Hum sath h Tere,
Jise dekhne k liye Tarap raha hu,
1 aisa hi Dildar chahiye,
Bus Muze mera pyar chahiye,



RAM:

10:58

Zareee Zarree Mein Usi Ka Noor H

Jhak Khud Mein Woh Na Tujhse Door H

Ishq Hai Usse To Sab Se Ishq Kar

Is Ibadat Ka Yehi Dastoor Hai



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RAM:


14:03

Kunitari Aplya Phonchi Tasan-tass Vat Pahan,

Devasamor Swatha:Aadhi Apal Sukh Magan,

Kharach Kiti Chan Asast Na?

Aapan Kunalatari Aavadan!...

Ram


RAM:

14:02

Char-Coughat Kunitari Satat Aplach Ullekh Karan,

Kunitari Aapl Hasan Kalhajat Sathvan,

Kunalatari Aapla Ashru Motyasaman Vatan,

Kiti Chan Asat Na?..


RAM:

14:01

Kiti Chan Asat Na?

Aapan Kunalatari Aavadan..

Kunitari Tasantas Aapla Vichar Karan,

Kunachya tari Parsonal Diarit Aapl Nav Asan,

kiti Chan Asat na?

14:46

Kabhi Kisi Se Pyaar Mat Karna

Ho Jaaye To Inkaar Mat Karna

Nibha Sako To Chalna Uski Raah Par

Varna Kisi Ki Zindagi Barbaad Mat Karna...

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RAM:

14:35

Kal ho "AAJ" jaisa,

Mahal ho "TAJ" Jaisa,

Phool ho "GULAB" jaisa,

or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO

?

?

?

excuse me?

hellO

?

Mujh jaisa





RAM:

14:32

Jab kabhi dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,Humko b koi shaqs yaad aayega,

Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko,Jab aapke saath guza har lamha yaad aaeg

RAM:



13:06


Nantar Jagali Hotis Ka Ratri?..


Mhanun Vicharayach Kadhi Kadhi,


Magayacha Asato Devakade


Haat Ticha Chorun Kadhi Kadhi



RAM:


11:33


An Pahatana Ticyakade


Vicharat Guntayach Asat Kadhi Kadhi,


Ratri Pahayachi Asatat Swapne Tichich


Jagun Ashi Ratr Kadhayachi Kadhi K..


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RAM:


11:32


Padayach Asat Premat Kadhi Kadhi


Baghayach Asat Zurun Dusaryasathi Kadhi Kadhi


Pahatana Tichyakade Dakhavayach Asat


Vicharat Padlyasarakh Kadhi K...

RAM:


13:53

Shama se ujaale dhor ho jaate,

To chand ki chahat kise hoti?

Kat sakati akele ye zindagi,,

To dosti ki saughaat kyon hoti ?

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RAM:

13:52

Aapki yaari Aapki wafa hi kafi hai,



Tamam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai,



Jahan milo dekh ke muskura dena,



Jene ke waste ye aasra hi kafi hai....



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RAM:

13:07

Pani Se Pyaas Na Bujhi

Toh Maikhane Ki taraf Chal Nikla

Socha Shikayat Karun Teri Khudha Se

Par Khudha bhi Tera Ashiq Nikla...



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RAM:


11:39

Dosti ka pehala salaam aapke naam,

Hamaari zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam

Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono

Is dosti ko nibhana Aapaka Kaam



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RAM:

11:38

Garmiye hasrat k nakam se jalte h,

hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte h

jab ata h tera nam mere nam k sath

n jane kyu log hamare nam se jalte h



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RAM:

11:27

Yeh raaten itne tanhaa kyu hoti hai..?

Har kisi ko apni kismat se sikayat kyu hoti hai..?

jise hum paa nahi sakte...

usi se mohabbat kyu hoti hai?

RAM:


11:21

Marathi Ukhana:-

Pahili Soni,



Dusari Mani,



Tisari Jani,



Sodlya Tighi-Jani



Aani Zalo



Thakicha Dhani



Khari Maja Pawasat Asate, Enjoy



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RAM:

10:57

Amap Sukh Ashe Sagalyanchya Padarat,

Pan Te Anubhavayala Aaj Vel Nahi,

Aai'chya Angaichi Janiv Aahe,

Pan Aai'la "AAI" Mhanayala

Aaj Vel Nahi

Ram..



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RAM:

10:39

Aala Aala Vara Sange Pavasachya Dhara

Pathavani Kara Saya Nighalya Sasura

Priy Mirtrano Pahilya Pawasachya Hardik Subhecha

Hasa,Khelha,Aanandi Raha

1) Barson baad aapse baat hui,


Dil phir ek baar kamzor ho gaya,

Acha bhala akele jee raha the hum,

Aaj phir akele pan ka ehsaas dila diya…

2) Tum ruth jao, hum mana lenge

Tum chale jao, hum bula lenge

Tum inkaar karo, hum phir bhi ikraar karenge

Tum keh do ek baar, jaan bhi de denge…

3) Tumse pyaar kyon hai itna,ki

Koi aur nazar hi nahi aata

Chodkar nahi jaana hamein

Yeh dil to waise hi kacha hai…

RAM:


14:55

Hi Friends, For Email subscription of Prematme Just go to www.prematme.com.co.in and Join the group of prematme. & I realy Thanks for ur comments.

Ram


RAM:

14:52

Tuzya Manatlya Rnganna



Baghun Indra-dhanushy Lajel,



Tya Lajanyachi Ek Apratim Chata



Kshitijavar Sajel,



www.prematme.com.co.in

Ramkrishna





RAM:

13:44

Vedna Hi Fulanchya katyansarakhi asate,



Ek najukshi kalh manat umatate,



pranyachya velhi jashi



priyasi haat sodun nisatate!!



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RAM:


11:39

Kanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi,

Ruth ke log tod diya karte hai!

Jo bahot acche ho, unse pyar na karna,

aksar aache log hi dil tod diya karte hai!





RAM:

11:38

Kyun dil gum se khali nahi hota,
kyu teri yaade kabhi tanha nahi karti,
kya unhe b kabhi hamari yaad aati hogi,
Jinki yaadon mai meri raatein nahi katati




RAM:

11:34

Kal shaam se dil kuch udaas hai

Kuch khone ka dar dil me samaya hai

Chaha hai hamne dil-o-jaan se badker jinhe

Unki Berukhi ne hame fir se rulaya h

कधी कधी कसे सगलेच चुकत जाते...


कधी कधी कसे सगलेच चुकत जाते...

येते येते म्हण म्हणता सुख हरवून जाते...

विसरूनजायचे झाले गेले पुन्हा पुन्हा ठरवते...

आणि पुन्हा त्याच धाग्यात गुंतून मी राहते...



नाहीच काढ्याची आठवण कधी...

दर वेळेस ठरवले..

आणि पुन्हा पुन्हा आठवणतच मन हे हरवले...

नकळत मग डोळ्यातुन पानी वाहत राहते....

कधी कधी कसे सगलेच चुकत जाते...



तुला मात्र कश्याच फरक पडत नाही...

सहज म्हणुन सुधा का कधी माझी आठवण येत नाही??

बराच लांब गेलास तू थोडया दिवसात...

मी मात्र अजुन पुठे चाललेच नाही...

कुणास ठाउक का पण पाउल अजूनही अड़खलते...

कधी कधी कसे सगलेच चुकत जाते.



कधी कधी कसे सगलेच चुकत जाते...

येते येते म्हणता म्हणता सुख हरवून जाते...

RAM:


10:56

Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya



Hamne bhi gehraai me jana chod diya



Jab usko hi doori ka ehsaas nahi



Hamne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya



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RAM:

10:54

Shaayad tum ye nahi jaanti ki

Main tumhe kitna chaahta hu

Koi to bahut chaahta hai magar main

Jaan se bhi jyada chaahta hu

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RAM:

10:53

Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,

Kab badal jaaye najar hi to hai,

Tu mere saath ki aadat mat daalna ae dost,

Kab bichad jaaye safar hi to hai.

RAM

aye jaate huye lamhon, zara thahero


uski yaadein hain dil mein, zara thahero…

main bhi chalta hoon,

jo ik baat dil mein hai

tum se kahun to chalun…….

tere chahere ki ye narmiyaan,

teri zulfon ki ye badliyaan,

teri aankhon ke roshan diye,

tere hothon ki ye surkhiyaan,

tujhe apne dil mein chhupa loon to chalun….!

main kahin bhi rahoon aye sanam

mujhko hai zindgi ki kasam

faasle aate jaate rahein

pyar lekin nahin hoga kam….

tujhe chahoon, tujhe pujoon,

tujhe dekhoon, tujhe chhoo loon

tujhse baatein to kar loon

tujhe bahon mein bhar loon

tere chand se maathe ko choom loon

to chalun, to chalun, to chalun……..

ruk gayi saans ab jo meri

rahe gayi hai ye zindgi teri

meri saanso se saanso ko tum

kar lo har tamanna puri……

aakhri aas tak, aakhri saans tak

tera naam zubaan se loon,

to chalun, to chalun, to chalun……!!

Haal Pucha Naa Kare,Hath Milaya Naa Kare


Mein Issi Dhoop Me Khush Hoon Koi Saaya Naa Kare

Mein Bhi Aaqir Hoon Isi Dasht Ki Rehne Wali

Kaise Majnoo Se Kahoun Qaak Udaya Naa Kare

Aaiyana Mere Shabb Wo Roz Se Waqif Hi Nahi

Koun Hoon? Kya Hoon? Mujhe Yaad Dilaya Naa Kare

Aiyen Mumkin Hai Chali Jaye Sama’at Meri

Dil Se Kahiye Ki Bohut Shor Machaya Naa Kare

Mujh Se Rishtoun Ka Bichadna Nahi Dekha Jaata

Mujh Se Milne Woh Kisi Mod Pe Aaya Naa Kare

Sochte sab hai badalta nahi koi,


Dil ki raah par chalta nahi hai koi,

Tej chalna to sabko aata hai,

Magar thokar lagne par sambhalta nahi hai koi.

`~`

Jo aapke masoom se hotho par hasi hai,

Wo dard ki aahat ki hakeekat me khushi hai,

Ek muddat huye bichade huye tumase lekin,

Teri soorat abhi bhi mere dil me basi hai.

`~`

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aaraam nahi,

Na jee lage kahi, ae khuda kya yahi pyaar hai,

Jawaab aaya- are paagal, ye pyaar nahi,

Ye to ‘summer’ ki garmi hai.

`~`

Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karte hai,

Haalaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hai,

Aankhen hamaari pad lo kabhi,

Ham kaise kahi ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai.

`~`

Sadiya gujar gai, tera deedaar na hua,

Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulajaar na hua,

Hamne to yara tujhako pyaar kiya hardam,

Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua.

`~`

Maangta hu to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka,

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai rom-rom jazabaat ka,

Pata nahi kyon wo bolti hai,

Ki dheere se daalo baalo me phool gulaab ka.

`~`

Boond-boond se hai saagar ki gehraai,

Iski har boond hai mujh me samaai,

Koi maange to ek boond na de sakenge,

Kyonki har boond me hai aapki dosti samaai.

`~`

Pyaar ek lamba,

Meetha sapna hota hai,

Aur shaadi ek alarm ghadi.

`~`

Meethe dard ka asar hai, sehkar to dekho,

Pyaar katra nahi samundar hai, behkar to dekho,

Tumhaare liye to chod denge jamana,

Ek baar hame dost kehkar to dekho.

`~`

Ye SMS kewal khoobsurat aur smart logo ke liye tha,

Galti se ise hamne aapke mobile par bhej diya hai,

Isaliye jyada khush mat hona,

Asuvidha ke liye ham dil se maafi maangte hai.

`~`

Sooraj se roshan hai saara jahaan,

Hame ek diye ki talaash hai,

Apne paas logo ki kami nahi hai par

Door apne bhi koi khaas hai,

Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,

Dosti pe apni jindagi waar du,

Jab bhi tera SMS nahi milata to,

Man karta hai ki teri jaan nikaal du.

`~`

Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura lu,

Waqt ko rokkar waqt se ek dil chura lu,

Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura lu,

Tum saath ho to is jahaan se ye jahaan chura lu.

`~`

Mere rab mere yaar ko,

Saari khushi dena,

Bhool jaaye na dosto ko wo khushiyo ke mele me,

Isaliye thodi yaad unhe ham dosto ki bhi de dena.

`~`

Main aasmaan me baadlo ko dekh raha tha,

Bahut hi sundar najara tha,

Tum aa gaye to main tumhe dekhne laga,

Aur kya tha bas dekhta hi reh gaya.

`~`

Tumhaari yaado ko rok pana hai mushkil,

Rote huye dil ko manana hai mushkil,

Ye dil aapko kitna yaad kar raha hai,

Is ek SMS se likh paana hai mushkil.

`~`

Intajaar uska jiske aane ki koi aas ho,

Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho,

Manjil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi,

Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehsaas ho.

`~`

Shaam ki tanhaai me kho na jana,

Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,

Milegi jaroor kal manjil tumhe,

Use paakar is naacheez ko bhool na jana.

`~`

Yaado me tum, khyaalo me tum,

Teri aankhon me ho gaye ham gum,

Bhool gaye saari duniya,

Bas yaad hai to sirf tum…..tum…..tum.

`~`

Mujhe hamesha apna dost banakar rakhna aur,

Main tumhe apne dil me rakhkar tala lagakar

Chabi kahi bahut door fenk doonga taaki

Koi tumhe mujhase door nahi le ja sake.

`~`

Yaad aati hai jab unki yaaro to

Ek sher ban jata hai,

Waise to hamko yaaro

Likhna bhi kahaa aata hai.

`~`

Jee chaahe jitna sataao,

Shikayat karne waale ham nahi,

Ittefaak ki baat hai ki pyaar aapse hai,

Warna itane keemti SMS karne waale ham nahi.

`~`

Mat kariye dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,

Wo aankhon se waar karti hai,

Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,

Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai.

`~`

Mujhko gulaab mat dena mere sanam,

Mere liye tum hi gulaab ho,

Mere dile sawaalo ka tum hi jawaab ho,

Mere khuda ho tum, meri jaan ho tum,

Aapka koi jawaab nahi, aap to laajwaab ho.

`~`

Hajaaro bete kal aur laakho aane waale kal

Ke beech ka din aaya hai aur

Main use aise hi nahi jaane doonga,

Tumse main jaroor kahuga ki tum bahut khoobsurat ho

Aur main tumse bahut pyaar karta hu.

`~`

Jogi ko pyaar hai apni raakh se,

Kabaadi ko pyaar hai apni khaak se,

Jaasoos ko pyaar hai apni jhaanch se,

Par hame pyaar hai aapki aankh se.

`~`

Ham aapki yaad me udaas hai,

Bas aapse milane ki aas hai,

Chaahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho,

Apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hai.

`~`

Jakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard kyon hota hai,

Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane wishwaas kyon hota hai,

Jaante hai ki bewafa hai,

Na jaane phir bhi pyaar kyon hota hai.

`~`

Kuch kismat hi aisi rahi dosto,

Ki ab jindagi se koi tamanna nahi rahi,

Jisako chaha usko pa na sake,

Aur jo mila use mohabbat nahi huyi.

`~`

Naseeb se milta hai pyaar,

Naseeb se milta hai deedaar,

Badi naajuk cheej hai jara sambhaal ke rakhna,

Kyonki naseeb waalo ko milta hai kisi ka sacchaa pyar.

`~`

Ek aadmi poori jindagi sochta raha,

Sochta raha, sochta raha aur

Sochte-sochte hi mar gaya ki

Agar meri bahan ke 2 bhaai hai, to mera ek kaise?

`~`

Is dil me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,

In aankhon me dekho tasweer tumhaari hai,

Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se,

Lekin ye maut ab amaanaat tumhaari hai.

`~`

Tum jab se aa gaye jindagi me,

Jitane the gam sab kho gaye,

Pehale the ham patthar ke,

Lekin ab mom ke ho gaye.

`~`

Apna samajhkar tumhe chaahte rahe,

Bereham se khud ko behlaate rahe,

Na miloge tum phir bhi maanta nahi man,

Maante tumhe paane ki tum maangte rahe.

`~`

Meri shaadi hogi to aapse hogi,

Ye mera wada hai,

Main mar jaauga tumhaare bina,

Ye mera irada hai.

`~`

Ae dost jab bhi tu udaas hoga,

Mera khyaal tere hi paas hoga,

Dil ki gehraaiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad hame,

Tumhe hamaare kareeb hone ka ehasaas hoga.

`~`

Jitna maine kiya kaun itna pyaar karega,

Meri baate sanam tujhe yaad aaya karegi bahut,

Meri aashiki, meri deewaangi bhulegi kaise tu,

Teri dhadkan, teri saanse tujhe roolaya karegi bahut.

`~`

Na aisi baat karo,

Dil dhadak jaata hai,

Pyaar karne ko betaabi se machal jata hai.

`~`

Daali se patte, yu hi gira nahi karte,

Bichad ke log jyada jiya nahi karte,

Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,

Puraane ham baar-baar pada nahi karte.

`~`

Aaj phir dil hai kuch udaas jaane kyon,

Ek maayusi si chaai hai,

Aaj phir palko par paani,

Bheed me hu phir bhi kyon ye tanhaai hai.

`~`

Aapse bahut pyaar karta hu,

Ab shaadi karna chaahta hu,

Main kisi ke saath nahi,

Tumhaare saath marna chaahta hu.

`~`

Dil ko kisi pal bhi karaar na aaya,

Na tera koi khat ya sandesh na aaya,

Tum nadaan ho, nasamajh ho ya phir kuch aur,

Tumhe sab kuch aaya magar pyaar karna na aaya.

`~`

Kahaan tak jaalim tera intajaar karu,

Tu bewafaa to nahi magar kitna aitbaar karu,

Sitam mujh par huye aur tum chup hi rahe,

Ae sanam ab kis tarah use pyaar karu.

`~`

Meri aankhen tere deedaar ko tarasti hai,

Meri nas-nas tere pyaar ko fadakti hai,

Tu to bata jaanam tujhko bhulaau kaise,

Meri rooh tak teri yaad me tadapti hai.

`~`

Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa,

Dekhane tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayenge,

Jab tak deedaar na ho tera,

Mar kar bhi ham chain se na mar paayenge.

`~`

Dil to hai ek raahi jana, jiski tum manjil ho,

Dil to hai ek kashti jana, jiski tum saahil ho,

Dil na phir kuch maangega jana,

Agar tum haansil ho.

`~`

Ham tere pyaar me ae yaar waha tak pahuche,

Jaha ye bhool gaye ham ki kaha tak pahuche,

Ek sadi tak na waha pahuchegi duniya saari,

Ek hi ghoont me deewaane jaha tak pahuche.

`~`

Najar jab mili to fasaane ho gaye,

Ek pal me ham aapke deewaane ho gaye,

Jab se aaye hai aap hamaari jindagi me,

Andaaz hi hamaare shaayrana ho gaye.

`~`

Diya ummeedo ka yu bujhaya nahi karte,

Pyaar karne waalo ko yu bhulaya nahi karte.

`~`

Bure waqt ka daur mit jaayega tere aane se,

Baaj aa jaao ab sir dard ke bahaane se,

Ek muddat se milna nahi hua hai tera,

Aitraaj kya hai tujhe rasme wafa nibhaane se.

`~`

Chale aaye wo chhat par us din,

Log samajh baithe ki chaand hai,

Khuda hai usse khafa, ab isme unki kya khata hai,

Husn paya hai unhone to unke jalwo se kaun door reh payega.

Ham to phir bhi insaan hai,


Khuda bhi unase nahi bach paayega.

`~`

Kuch ulje huye sawaalo se darta hai dil,

Na jaane kyon tanhaai me behta hai dil,

Aapko paane ka khyaal koi badi baat nahi,

Bas kho dene ke khyaal se darta hai dil.

`~`

Is saal barsaat me tum yaad aaye bahut,

Har bheegi huyi raat me tum yaad aaye bahut,

Bajti rahi shehnaai behte rahe aansu,

Ek dost ki baaraat me tum yaad aaye bahut.

`~`

Sanam ham aapke bina ek pal bhi reh nahi sakte,

Mere jeete jee aap kisi ke bilkul ho nahi sakte.

`~`

Duniya ne mere ishq ko badnaam kar diya,

Meri tamaam hasrato ko nakaam kar diya,

Wo badan jo kabhi meri baaho ki janat tha,

Us badan ko gair ke naam kar diya.

`~`

Mere mehboob teri kasam aaj bhi tujhse pyaar,

Koi kuch bhi kare, magar pyaar kabhi mitata nahi.

`~`

Aankhon ki aawaaj kuch aur hoti hai,

Aansu ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,

Kaun chaahta hai bichadna aapse,

Wo to waqt ki maar hoti hai.

`~`

jise shaadi huyi wo kaali hai,

Kaali hai phir bhi lagti wo laali hai,

Saath dono ka nibhega kaise,

Main sada hu aur wo fashion waali hai.

`~`

Jindagi barbaad ho gayi hai meri,

Isme koi shak nahi hai,

Tumse ek baar mil saku,

Kya mujhe itna bhi hak nahi hai?

`~`

Har ek lamha dil bekaraar rehta hai,

Har aahat par tera intajaar rehta hai.

`~`

Kya khata hamse huyi jo dushaman jamana ho gaya,

Dushman huye sab mere, har apna begana ho gaya,

Kaun jaane hoga kya isi soch me goom hu main,

Duniya to ye kehne lagi ki main deewana ho gaya.

`~`

Mere dukh ki koi dawa na karo,

Mujhako mujhase abhi juda na karo,

Ye sikhaya hai dosti ne hame,

Dost bankar kabhi daga na karo.

`~`

Chup rehte hai ki koi khata na ho jaaye,

Hamse koi ruswa na ho jaaye,

Badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai,

Milane se pehle hee juda na ho jaaye.

`~`

Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,

Kab badal jaaye najar hi to hai,

Tu mere saath ki aadat mat daalna ae dost,

Kab bichad jaaye safar hi to hai.

`~`

Na milta gam to barbaadi ke afasaane kaha jaate,

Duniya agar hoti chaman to wiraane kaha jaate.

Chalo acha hua apno me koi gair to nikla,

Sabhi agar hote apne to begane kaha jaate.

`~`

Shaayad tum ye nahi jaanti ki

Main tumhe kitna chaahta hu,

Koi to bahut chaahta hai magar main

Jaan se bhi jyada chaahta hu.

`~`

Har pal saath rehne ki kasam khaayi hai,

Maine har rasm ulfat nibhaayi hai,

Yum daaman bacha kar phoolo me jaa baithe,

Mere aangan main to sirf tanhaai hai.

`~`

Nahi bhula sakta main tere husn ki garmiya,

Wo tumhaare hotho ki wo mehak saanso ki.

`~`

Jamaane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,

Thokar na lagi hoti to bach gaye hote,

Bandhe the bas teri dosti ke dhaage me,

Warna kab ke ham bikhar gaye hote.

`~`

Aawaj to aati hai teri lekin tere

Lekin tere hotho ka ehasaas nahi hota,

Tujhe dekhne ki chaahat tadpa jaati hai mujhe,

Jaane kyon ye sapna mera sach nahi hota.

`~`

Pilana farj tha kuch bhi pila diya hota,

Sharaab kam thi to paani mila diya hota.

Agar jubaan par sharm aur haya ka pehra tha,

To muskura kar sar hi hila diya hota.

`~`

Is pyaar me koi mara,

To koi ghaayal ho gaya,

Kisi ne de dee jaan,

To koi paagal ho gaya.

`~`

Is ajnabi shehar me teri yaad aati hai bahut,

Dil ko raat hi tadpaati hai bahut.

`~`

Main door bahut tere shehar se nikal aaya hu,

Tamaam yaade khyaal sab peeche chod aaya hu,

Tu jaha bhi rahe khush rahe, sada salaamat rahe,

Main apni prem kahani ka rukh mod aaya hu.

`~`

Meri jindagi me shaamil jab tu sanam nahi tha,

Teri hi kasam yaar mujhe koi gam nahi tha,

Meri kahani dukh dard udaasi me doobi hai,

Yakeen tha tujh par mujhe koi bharam nahi tha.

`~`

Mehafil me jab dekha achaanak unako,

Unse gujar kar aati hawa sharaab hone lagi,

Unhone aa kar haal-chaal pooch liya mera,

Jaane kyon meri haalaat kharaab hone lagi.

`~`

Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,

Hamne bhi gehraai me jana chod diya,

Jab usko hi doori ka ehsaas nahi,

Hamne bhi ehsaas dilana chod diya.

`~`

Jisane luta hai mera dil,

Ye usi ki pehchaan hai,

Phoolo ki baarish ki hi tarah,

Uski muskaan hai.

`~`

Itani berookhi kis kiye sanam?

Kya main teri bhi najro se gir gaya,

Huyi kya khata mujhase bataao jara tum,

Ya tu khud apne waado se mukar gaya.

`~`

Main use door chala to aaya hu,

Magar abhi tak use na bhool paya hu,

Jikr kise karu teri wafao ka main,

Is ajnabi shehar me bhatakta saya hu.

`~`

Pattharo ke shehar me fariyaad kya kare,

Jo bhool gayi hame ab use yaad kya kare?

`~`

Toone mujhase kyon daga ki,

Mere pyaar ki tune mujhe ye kaisi saja di,

Ki chaar din gujarta hai mera tanhaaiyo me,

Maine to chaha tha tujhko dil ki gehraaiyo se.

`~`

Mehbooba ke kehne se aashiq ne jaan de di,

Kaun kehta hai ki shabdo me jehar nahi hota.

`~`

Hamaari raaste to karwato ke sahaare kati hai,

Ek aap hai ki sote-sote nahi thakti hai.

`~`

Meri jawaani meri nahi,

Ab teri ho gayi hai,

Meri saanse ab tumhaari,

Saanso me kho gayi hai.

`~`

Jab bhi mere hottho par tera naam aata hai,

Mere tadapte dil ko sanam aaraam aata hai,

Yaha tanhaai hai, gam hai, udaasiya hai,

Har shaam haatho me teri yaad ka jaam aata hai.

`~`

Mujhe gam nahi ki rooth gaya har apna begana,

Ki jindagi ho tum, tum na rooth jaana.

`~`

Milna ittefaak tha bichadna naseeb tha,

Wo utna hi door ho gaye jitna kareeb tha,

Ham usko dekhane ke liye taraste hi rahe,

Jis shakhs ki hatheli par hamara naseeb tha.

`~`

Pyaar me jeena, pyaar me marna,

Yahi hamne dost sikha hai,

Tere liye hamne ae jaane-chaman,

Ye baag lahu se sincha hai.

`~`

Gam ne hasne na diya, jamaane ne rone na diya,

Inhi uljhano ne jine na diya,

Thak kar jab sitaaro se panaah li,

Neend aayi to aapki yaad ne sone na diya.

`~`

Saase ghutne lagi hai, ab na sataao,

Hai agar pyaar to chup-chaap chale aao,

Jamaane se daroge to mar jaayenge armaan,

Jo waade kiye the ab unko nibhaao.

`~`

Aap jab saamne se gujar jaate hai,

Armaan dil ke saare ubar aate hai,

Dekhkar aapke pyaari soorat,

Sehme huye phool bhi nikhar jaate hai.

`~`

Chup-chaap kahi socha to hai,

Ek khwaab hamne dekha to hai,

Kal shaam yu hi tanha baithkar,

Tere baare me socha to hai.

`~`

Jo aaya mere hotho par banke dua aaya,

Mera jikra uske gaalo par banke haya aaya,

Jo dekha maine mehakta hua koi gulaab kahi,

Meri aankhon me uska chehra baar-baar aaya.

`~`

Mere saajan pyaar mujhe bhi,

Kuch kam nahi hai,

Ho jaaye dushman sab mujhe,

Iska koi gam nahi hai.

`~`

Sunkar jhaankar aapki paayal ki sanam,

Mehafil sangeet ki bhi bejubaan ho gayi.

`~`

Unki yaado ke jakhm kabhi bharte nahi,

Aansu hai ki aankhon se thamte nahi,

Jaane kaha kho gaye wo sunhare lamhe,

Ae sanam wo ab teri raah takte nahi.

`~`

Pyaar kiya jise,

Hajaar khushiyo ke liye,

Waha behisaab gam nikaale,

Bewafa tum nahi, badnaseeb ham nikale.

`~`

Poochte hai wo hasrat se kitna chaahte ho tum hame sanam?

Kaha hamne bhi muskura ke jara,

Tumhaare liye sahenge saari duniya ke gam,

Na chodna tu saath kabhi, na karna ham par sitam,

Tumhari hi khaatir rakha hai sanam,

Ulfat ki raah par kadam.

`~`

Aapki yaad me deewaane se firate hai,

Ki aap ka naam labo se hatata nahi hai,

Tamaam umra jee sakenge kaise,

Ki bin aapke ek lamha to katata nahi hai.

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Pilana farj tha kuch b pila diya hota,Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota,Agar juban pr sharm aur haya ka pehra tha,To muskura kr sar hI hila diya h



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Jamaane se kab k gujar gaye hote

Thokar na lagi hoti to bach gaye hote

Bandhe the bas teri dosti k dhaage me

Warna kab k ham bikhar gaye hote

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15:18

Har pal saath rehne ki kasam khaayi h

Maine har rasm ulfat nibhaayi h

Tum daaman bacha kar phoolo me jaa baithe

Mere aangan main to sirf tanhai hai

Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham dono bane hai dhaage se,


Fark hai to sirf itna hai kee

Main khulta hu peeche se aur

Tum khulate ho aage se.

*****************************

Kehte to tum theek magar ab raha nahi jata,

Ye dard dooriyo ka ab saha nahi jata.

*****************************

Mit gayi jab hasrato ki duniya,

Tab kahi jaakar unhe mera khyaal aaya,

Lut raha tha mera ghar jab uske saamne,

Tab bhi unhe jara bhi malaal na aaya.

*****************************

Tere bagair jindagi achi lagti nahi,

Koi khushi ab sacchi lagti nahi,

Mat pooch mujhase tu judaai ka aalaam,

Tere bagair chaandni bhi bhali lagti nahi.

*****************************

Na jeene ki khushi hai mujhko, na marne ka hoga gam,

Bas teri yaad aane par, ho jaate hai aankhen nam,

Jamaane ki koi bhi khushi mujhe achi nahi lagti,

Ho gaya hai yaaro mera bewafa sanam.

*****************************

Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hasta hu main,

Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main,

Mere hasne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi,

Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main.

*****************************

Mohabbat karta hu yakeen hai mere khuda par,

Hardam labo par dua aur tera naam jubaan par.

*****************************

Aarju ab jeene ki jyada nahi hai,

Magar marne ka ab bhi koi irada nahi hai,

Kya tumko yaad dilaau tumhaari kasme,

Jab yaad tumko apna koi wada nahi hai.

*****************************

Dil mera har pal tere liye chalta hai,

Tujhe chumne ke khyaal se dhadhakta hai.

*****************************

Khwaab aankhon se gire aansu me dhal kar,

Dam armaano ne toda dam machal-machal kar,

Meri kismat me judaai likhi thi,

Warna har kadam rakha tha sambhaal-sambhaal kar.

*****************************

Mujhe bahut yaad aata hai wo gujra jamana,

Unka dekhna, muskurana aur daud kar lipat jana.

*****************************

Tere pyaar me hamne saara jag thukraya hai,

Phir bhi toone kadam-kadam par sataya hai,

Tu apne kasme waado se mukar gayi bewafa,

Teri isi berookhi ne hi ye shehar chudaya hai.

*****************************

Jindagi mohtaaj nahi manjilo kee,

Waqt har manjil dikha deta hai,

Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar,

Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

*****************************

Dost wo nahi jo mushkil me kaam aaye,

Dost wo hai jiske saath rehte mushkil hi na aaye.

*****************************

Ab kya kahu tumse, agar kuch kehna hai to,

Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya hai,

Ab raha nahi jata ki keh do na,

Tumhe bhi mujhse pyaar hai.

*****************************

Dil toot gaya to ab kya intajaar karu,

Tu hi bata ki tujhe aur kitna pyaar karu.

*****************************

Kitne hi khwaab saze hai abhi palko par,

Tum agar kareeb aao to sab poore ho jaaye.

*****************************

Mujhase juda ho gayi tumhaari aankhen,

Jinhe main poojhta tha badi pyaari aankhe,

Meri khushiya basi thi unme,

Choomta bahut tha main tumhaari kunwaari aankhen.

*****************************

Teri deewaangi ne bada ye kaam kiya,

Duniya bhar me mashhoor mera naam kiya.

*****************************

Wo aaina tha chamakta hi raha,

Main chiraag tha bas jalta hi raha,

Wo phool tha aur main kaanta ek,

Wo mehakta hi raha aur main chubta hi raha.

*****************************

Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya,

Dil aur jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya,

Har shakhs tha mere saath,

Par ek uska hi paigaam na aaya.

*****************************

Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi, uske saamne kam thi,

Uske saath gujra wo wakt wo fija bhi nam thi,

Par kya kare ae jaalim ham ye bhool hi gaye,

Apne haatho me wo mohabbat ki lakeere hi kam thi.

*****************************

Agar tapakta aansu ki jagah lahu aankhon se,

To koi kisi ko shaayad hi roolata,

Agar dil ke tootne ki aawaaj hoti,

To tumhe hamaare dard ka andaaj ho pata,

Apni dosti ko mausam se bachkar rakhna,

Ki khushbu aati nahi phool me sookh jaane ke baad.

*****************************

Dam todti aaraju tujhe de rahi hai badadua,

Tujhe manjil na mile mujhako mitakar.

*****************************

Kuch mat pooch kitna tujhase pyaar karta hu,

Har raat teri yaad me aankhon me aansu bharta hu,

Tum bewafa thi jo pyaar se daaman bacha baithi,

Main bewafa hu isaliye tujhe pyaar karta hu.

*****************************

Naam roshan ho gaya deewaano me tera-mera,

Kuch itane charche shehar me hamaare pyaar ke huye.

*****************************

Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu,

Tu hi bata dil ko aur kitna bekaraar karu?

Na tum khud hi aaye aur na khat hi bheja,

Tere waado par ab aur kitna main aitbaar karu…?

*****************************

Na bhoola paya hu,

Na bhoola sakuga kabhi,

Apne dil se tera naam na mita sakuga kabhi.

*****************************

Ajab hai ye duniya,

Ajab yaha ka dastoor hai,

Dil me to base ho,

Magar aankhon se door ho.

*****************************

Gam ye nahi ki tum juda ho gaye,

Gam ye hai ki pyaar mera ruswa ho gaya.

*****************************

Mere kareeb aao aur ye ikaraar karo,

Ham har haal me rasme wafa nibhayenge,

Jamana chaahe jitane julm aur sitam kare,

Ham apne pyar ki duiya jaroor basaayenge.

*****************************

Nigaahe milaane ko jee chaahta hai,

Tere paas aane ko jee chaahta hai,

Kaash wahi raate laut aaye,

Phir tanhaai mehkhaane ko jee chaahta hai.

*****************************

Tujhe kya mila jamaane mujhe khaak me milakar,

Hamaare armaan saare thokro me udaakar,

Khuda se daro jaalimo na pyaar ko naakaam karo,

Ghar tumhaare bhi jalenge mera ghar jalaakar.

*****************************

Aapki himmat kaise huyi mujhe ye sab kehne ki,

Majboori me aadat pad gayi hai,

Tumse door rahane ki.

****************************

Geeto me bhi saaj hota hai,

Roshni me bhi raaj hota hai,

Ae yaar badnaam ki parwaah na kar,

Chamakte chaand me bhi daag hota hai.

*****************************

Tere bagair jindagi me kuch bhi nahi hai,

Tu saath nahi to khush bhi khushi nahi hai,

Chali aao aaj to kisi bahaane se,

Meri tabeeyat aaj achi nahi hai.

*****************************

Apne pajaame me naada daal nahi sakte hai aur

Kargil me ladne ka dawa karte ho,

Ghar me patni ke gulaam bankar rehte hai aur

Baahar aakar khud ko shehanshaah kehte hai.

*****************************

Jaane kitni haseen wo raat hogi,

Jab man se man aur tan se tan kee baat hogi.

*****************************

Main khush hu ki mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,

Kareeb ghar ke hi mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,

Karu na naaz kyon main apni kismat par,

Chaand se bhi haseen mujhako deedaar mil gaya.

*****************************

Phir wo chat par aayenge aur dhoondhte mujhe,

Magar jab saamne aayenge to bejubaan honge.

*****************************

Tumhaare pyaar ki khushbu mitaaye nahi mitati,

Meri saanso me basi hai teri saanso ki mehak.

*****************************

Jab se unhe dekha hai,

Dil ke sab armaan jaag gaye,

Pyaar kya hota hai ab ham

Pehachaan gaye.

*****************************

Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,

Dost pe apni jindagi waar du,

Jab tera SMS nahi milta to,

Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.

*****************************

Nigaahe dhoondh rahi hai,

Wahi khwaab sunhare,

Jo kabhi mil baith kar dekhe the

Ham dono ne.

*****************************

Bahut udaas hai jindagi thoda pyaar to kar lene do,

Yun roko na raaho ko mere thoda saath to chal lene do,

Chand lamhe hai in aankhon me,

Un lamho me jee lene do.

*****************************

Har ek shaam aati hai

Teri yaado ki gataaye,

Aur har raat barasti hai meri tanhaai me.

*****************************

Main teri yaado me gujar doonga umra tamaam,

Dil me teri soorat rahegi aur labo pe tera hi naam.

*****************************

Ab kya kahu tumse,

Agar kuch kahna hai to,

Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya,

Ab nahi raha jata, kah do na pyaar hai.

*****************************

Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho,

Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,

Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila,

Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho…

*****************************

Jaroori nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,

Jaroori nahi ki baat hoti rahe,

Par jo jaroori hai wo bas yahi,

Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Bhikhari- “Das paise ka sawaal hai baabu, das paise ka

”

Baabu- “Wo to mai deta hoon, lekin pehle sawaal to poocho
”

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Shikshak- “Kya koi aadmi andhere me bhi dekh sakta hai?”

Ek Chatra- “Haan Sir, meri mummy dekh sakti hai
”

Shikshak- “Kaise?”

Chatra- “Kal raat cinema hall ke andhere me ve papa

se kah rahi thi ki tumhari dhaadi bahut badh gayi hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Aath saal ki bachi ne apni maa se poocha- “Mummy, Rani Elizabeth ko yah kaise pata chala ki unko bacha hone waala hai?”

Isse pehle ki maa koi jawaab deti, sabse choti bachi kah uthi- “Sabhi akhbaaro me chapa tha ki Rani ko bacha hone waala hai
Kya tum samajhti ho ki Rani akhbaar nahi padti hogi?”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”

Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di
”

Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”

Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache

kitne gande ho jaate hai
”

Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji
Ab dekho na,

das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi

jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse

achi kaun-si cheej hai?”

Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si

cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Pati- “Mai ghante-bhar se tumhe samjha raha hoon

aur tumhari samajh me baat nahi aa rahi hai


Tumhare dimaag me to gobar bhara hua hai
”

Patni- “Aur aap use ghante-bhar se chaat rahe hai
”

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Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”

Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek Sajjan ne ek saat varsheeya ladki se poocha-

“Tumhare baal vaakai bahut sundar hai
Ye tumhe

kisse mile hai, mummy se ya papa se?”

Ladki- “Jaha tak mera khyaal hai, mujhe ye baal mere

papa se mile hai, kyonki unke sir ke saare baal gaayab hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Patni- “Aap hi is company ki boss hai na?”

Boss ne hairani se poocha- “Are! Aapne kaise anumaan lagaya?”

Patni- “Bahut aasaan tha
Mere pati ghar me bacho ko hansane ke liye aapki hi harkato ki nakal kiya karte hai
”

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School se lautne ke baad Santa ne maa ko bataya-

“Lagta hai, hamari Teacher kabhi nahi nahati
”

Maa- “Tumne aisa kaise samajha?”

Santa- “Vah kah rahi thi ki unhone aaj tak aisa koi

bhi kaam nahi kiya, jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakti
”

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Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”

Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”

Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga
”

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Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom

rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,

aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”

Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe

andhere me hi rakhta hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkar

bola- “Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?”

Ramu- “Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha
”

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Jigyasu bache ne poocha- “Mummy, aap papa ko kaha mili?”

Maa- “Ek picnic me
”

Bacha- “Kya mai aapke saath tha?”

Maa- ‘Nahi, jab gayi thi to tum nahi the,

lekin jab mai lauti to tum saath aaye the
”

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Adhyapika- “Jo kaam tumne nahi kiya, uske liye

tumhe saja bhi nahi milegi
”

Rinki- “Dhanyavad Madam, aaj mai homework bhool gayi hoon
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Adhyapak- “Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?

Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai
”

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Master- “Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?”

Rakesh- “Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota hai

to aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,

ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”

Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne

bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek school me teen bhai padhte the
Inspector ne muaayne ke waqt sabse chote bhai se poocha- “Tumhare bhaiyo ke mooche nahi hai, par tumhare kyo hai, jabki tum sabse chote ho?”

Chote bhai ne jawaab diya- “Meri shakal Papa par hai aur un dono ki shakal Maa par
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Praathmik upchar ki pariksha chal rahi thi
Parikshak ne ek vidhyarthi se poocha- “Agar sadak par koi behosh pada aadmi dikh jaye, to aap kya karenge?”

Santa- “Mai use thodi-si brandy doonga
”

Parikshak- “Yadi us waqt aapke paas brandy na ho tab?”

Santa- “To brandy dene ka aashvasan doonga
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek Chote ladke ne apne adhyapak ko chunauti dete huye poocha- “Agar George Washington sachmuch ek imaandaar vyakti the, to unke janamdin par banko ko kyo band rakha jaata hai?”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”

Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,

parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Adhyapak- “Bacho, mil-julkar kaam karna achi baat hai
”

Chaatra- “Lekin sir, pariksha me aap hi hame mil-julkar kaam nahi karne dete
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Santa- “Maine talaak dene ki or pehla kadam utha liya hai
”

Banta- “Vah kaise?”

Santa- “Maine shaadi kar li hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Train me saamne ki seat par baithe pati chew gum chaba rahe the
Kaafi der baad saamne ki seat par baithi unki patni boli- “Darling, I am sorry, tum itni der se mujhse bole ja rahe ho, par mai jawaab nahi de rahi hoon
Mere beherepan me yahi to musibat hai, jara jor-jor se bole
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Pati- “Abhi Reena ki shaadi ki jaldi hi kya hai?

Bahut samay pada hai
Jab tak koi acha ladka na mil jaye, tab tak hame pratiksha karni chahiye
”

Patni- “Pratiksha bhi kab tak ki ja sakti hai, jab mai

Reena ki umra ki thi, tab mere ghar waalo ne hi acha

ladka talaash karne ki koshish kaha ki thi
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Maa- “Beta, tumhaara office ka kaam kaisa chal raha hai
Sab thik to hai na?”

Beta- “Mere neeche pachees aadmi kaam karte hai maa
”

Maa khushi se- “To kya mera beta vaha bada

Officer ban gaya hai?”

Beta- “Nahi! Darahsal mai Upri manjil me kaam karta hoon
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek nai-nai dulhan ne apne pati se poocha- “Yadi mai kabhi moti ho jau to kya tab bhi tum mujhe chahte rahoge?”

Pati- “Kabhi nahi
Maine kewal ache-bure dino me saath dene ka vachan diya hai
Mote-patle ki koi baat nahi hui thi
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Putra- “Papa! Sadak banane me kin-kin cheejo ki jarurat hoti hai?”

Pita- “Aaj to sawaal pooch-poochkar tune tang hi kar dala, yadi itne hi sawaal maine apne papa se kiye hote to kya hota batao?”

Putra- “Aapko mere sawaalo ke jawaab dene aa jaate
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki

baat nahi rakhunga
”

Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”

Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Office me patni ki chithi aayi
Apne maayke se bheji thi
Pati ka mitra patra me jhaankne laga to pati ne liphapha uske saamne daal diya- “Lo, padh lo
”

Mitra ne dekha to chaukkar bola- “Isme to saada kaagaj hai yaar
”

Pati- “Haan
Aajkal hamaari bolchaal band hai


Vah jhagda karke ghar se gayi hai
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Premi- “Chalo, cinema chalte hai
Pichli seat

ka ticket le lenge
”

Premika- “Agar pichli seat ka ticket na mila to?”

Premi- “To phir film hi dekh lenge
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Patni pyaar se- “Khaana ban gaya hai
Garm-garm

phulke khakar jaaiye
”

Pati- “Burnol (antiseptic cream) hai ghar me?”

Patni- “Haan
”

Pati- “Phir to kha lunga
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek vidhwa ne apne swargiya pati ki kabra par lage pathar par likhvaya- “Yaha aaraam karta hai vah pati,

jo apni patni ke liye paanch laakh rupye chod gaya aur jisne shehar ke saare patiyo ke liye ek misaal chodi
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Santa- “Jis din meri patni aayi usi din mera

khajaanchi mere kuch rupaye lekar bhaag gaya
”

Banta- “Tum nahi jaante ki musibat kabhi

akele nahi aati
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek khoobsurat stree jaasusi upanyaas padte-padte

apne pati se poochne lagi- “yadi koi khoobsurat

ladka mujhe bhagakar le jaye to tum kya karoge?”

Pati- “Mai usse kahunga, khuda ke bande, bhagakar

le jaane ki kya jarurat hai, aaram se le jao
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ek pustak ke pehle panne par likha hai- “Mohabbat ke maare ko aatmahatya se rokne ka sabse aasaan upaay hai, shaadi
”

Aur usi pustak ke sabse aakhiri panne par likha hai- “shaadi se bachne ka bas ek hi upaay hai aur vah hai aatmahatya
”

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Maa- “Beta, koyle nahi hai, roti kaise banegi?”

Beta- “Chaaval bana lena, maa
”

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Seeta- “Hamaare ghar me saara saamaan imported

yaani videshi hai
”

Geeta- “Aur aapke pati…?”

RAM:


14:50

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14:42

Changala mitra PAVASA sarakha nasato



jo kosalato ani jato



changala mitra HAVE sarakha asato



jo disat nasala tari satat samparkat asato

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RAM:

10:27

Sanga, Dukha Kunala Nasatat!

Tarihi Hasat Rahav Manasan..

Sukhachyach mage Dhavanyapeksha

Anande Bhijat Rahav Mansan..

Vishal

Jo guzar gaye un lamho main
Jo saath hain un yaado main
Yeh kya dundhata hu
Haatho ki in chand lakiro main


Jo kal raath dekha tha us sapne main
Har aane waale kal main
Apni kismat ko dundhata hu
Haatho ki in chand lakiro main


Jo bichad gaye un logon main
Har anjaan se chehre main
Ek Dost dundhata hu
Haatho ki in chand lakiro main


Jo dekha hai sirf khwaabo main
Chaha hai jisko dil-hi-dil main
Humsafar wohi dundhata hu
Haatho ki in chand lakiro main

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye

Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye

Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha

Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye

Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye

Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis ke liye…

`

Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmadin

Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ka inbox hardin

Main kabhi na bhulunga apne yaar ka janmdin

Chahe woh ho mera akhri din

Aapko jaroor mera yeh msg. milega

Jispe likha hoga “mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin”

`

Zaroor tumko kisine dil se pukara hoga,

Ek baar to chand ne bhi tumko nihara hoga,

Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,

Khuda ne jab Zamin par tumko utara hoga.

Janmadin Mubarak!

`

Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi

Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajayi

Har shamaa par naam kikh diya dosti ka

Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi





Birthday Shayari for Wife


Khushi se beete har din

Har raat suhani raat ho.

Jis taraf apke kadam pade

Vahan phulo ki barsat ho.

Happy Birthday.

`

Sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara

Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara

Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar

Aur hum aapko “Janmdin Mubarak” kehte rahen har baar.

`

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua

Hum aur tum milkar honge kabhi na juda

Jivan bhar sath denge apna hai yeh vaada

Tujh par apni jaan bhi denge, apna hai yeh irada …

`

Aa teri Umar main likh du chand sitaaro se,

Tera janam din main manau phoolon se bahaaron se,

Har ek khubsurti duniya se main le aaoon,

Sajaau yeh mehfil main har haseen nazaaron se.





Birthday Shayari for Husband



Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din,

Jisse bitaana nahin chaahte hum aap bin.

Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi dua aapko,

Phir bhi kehte hain mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin…

`

Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du,

Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du.

Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se,

Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.

Janmdin Mubaraq Ho.

`

Yeh din yeh mahina yeh tareekh jab jab aayi,

Hum ne kitne pyar se janam din ki mehfil sajaayi,

Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka,

Iss ki roshni mein chand jaisi teri surat hai samaayi.

Janmdin Mubaraq!

`

Bahut door hai tumse, par dil tumahre pass hai.

Jism pada hai yaha, par rooh tumahre pass hai.

Janamdin hai tumhara, par jashan humare pass hai.

Juda hai ek-dusre se hum, par fir bhi tum humare pass ho aur hum tumhare pass hai. …





Birthday Shayari for Sister




Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki,

Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko,

Jab agar aap mange aasma ka ek tara,

To bhagwan dede sara aasma aapko.

*Happy Birth Day*

Dua karte hain hum sar jhuka ke,

Aap apni manzil ko paye.

Agar aapki rahon me kabhi andhera aaye,

To roshni ke liye khuda humko jalaye…

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein,

Hansi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein.

Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko,

Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko.

*Janm Din Ki Hardik Shubh Kaamnaayein*

Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,

Aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,

Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,

Chahe unme shaamil hum na ho. …





Birthday Shayari for brother


Har din se pyara lagta hai hame ye khaas din,

Hum jise bitana nahi chahte aap bin,

Vaise to dil deta hai sada hi dua apko,

Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho Janmdin apko.

`

Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke aayenge,

Patjhad mein bhi bahaar leke aayenge,

Jab bhi pukar lenge aap dil se,

Jindgi se saanse udhar leke aayenge..

`

Motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,

Dekho yaron sab to hain na,

Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,

Dekho hum ko yaad to hai na!”

Happy Birth Day Brother!





Birthday Shayari for love



Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se

Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se

har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau

Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se…

`

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare

Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare

Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai

Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare…

`

Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara

Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara

Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi

Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya

Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi

Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar

Aur hum aapko “anmdin Mubarak” kehte rahein har baar..





Birthday Shayari for friend



Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye

Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye

Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha

Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye

Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye

Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye…

मी मराठी
शिवाजींचा मावळा आहे मी,
बाजीरावांचा चाहता आहे मी,
मराठी शौर्य गाणार्‍या शाहिरीच्या
डफ़ावरची थाप आहे मी...

विठोबाची वीट आहे मी,
तुकयाचे गीत आहे मी,
मराठी साहित्य ऊमलते जिथे जिथे
तिथे हुन्दडणारा एक ऊनाड वारकरी आहे मी,

अनादि अनंत मराठीचा पुत्र आहे मी,
मराठी म्हणून जन्मलो...परमेश्वराचा आभारी आहे मी,
मायमराठीचा इतका अभिमान आहे मला की,
मराठीवर प्रेम करणार्‍या प्रत्येकाचा आहे मी...

RAM:
11:19
Auro ko dikhaane k liye hasta hu mai
Gam ko bhoolane k liye hasta hu mai
Mere hasne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi
Khud ko bhoolane k liye hasta hu m

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RAM:
11:18
Tere bagair jindagi achi lagti nahi
Koi khushi ab sacchi lagti nahi
Mat pooch mujhase tu judaai ka aalaam
Tere bagair chaandni bhi bhali lagti nahi

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RAM:
11:15
tum gairon ki baat karte ho,
humne apne aajmaaye hain
log kaanto se bach ke chalte hain,
humne phoolon se zakhm khaye hain,

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RAM:
11:31
Maitri He Jivnatil Sarvottam Nate

Manachya Vatene Kiti Vykti Jodlya Jatat

Vykti Dur Nighun Jatat

Pan MaitriChya Paulkhuna Tashach Rahtat
!!

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RAM:
11:27
SaGraChya TaLaShi ShiMpLyaNchi GrDi Jri JaSt AsLi Tari,
MoTyaNchi SaNgaT SarWaNchya NaShibi NasTe

JaShi Mazi

Oh sorry
JaShi MaZi Ani Tuzi
4u

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RAM:
11:25
Najuk Paklya kiti Sundar Asatat
Rangit Kalya Umalat Asatat
Najaret Bhranari Sarvach Asatat
Parantu Hrudayat Rahnari Manase Farach Kami Bhetatat
4u

RAM:
11:36
Yaro Peene Ke Liye Mat Kehna,
Hum Unki Ankho Se Pee Kar Aaye Hai,
Ab Maut Bhi Aajaye to Gham Nahi,
Hum Do Pal Jee Kar Aaye Hai....
Vinayak.nanded

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RAM:
11:35
Maine khuda se ek dua mangi
dua me apni maut mangi
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi mangi
vishu,nanded

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RAM:
11:34
Dil ki galiyon me kabhi gam na ho

Dosti hamari kabhi kam na ho

jaha Bhi rahe Aap...sada khusha rahe

kya pata kal ho ya na ho..

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RAM:
14:09
HSC pass zalelya sarw vidyatrhana "Hartley Congratulation". Koni fail zal asel tar dukhi hou naka parat jor laun abhyas kara pudhe nakki pass vhal-RAM

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RAM:
10:13
Tej Aasave Suryararkhe
Prakharta Aasavi Chandrasarkhi
Shitalta Aasavi Chandnya Sarkhi
Aani
Maitri Aasavi Tujhyasarkhi Kshno Kshni Aathvan Yenari...

RAM:
14:20
HSC pass zalelya sarw vidyatrhana "Hartley Congratulation". Koni fail zal asel tar dukhi hou naka parat jor laun abhyas kara pudhe nakki pass vhal-RAM

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RAM:
14:19
Hr baar mujhe 1 chot lagi h kuch aise
K tukde hue h kai aitbaar k mere
Bikhare un tukdo ko main samete ta nahi
K main ab dost koi banata nahi
RAM

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RAM:
14:17
Mere dil k tukde to har koi le gaya mujhse
Badle main bas 1 suna pan de gaya har koi
K mera dil b ab mere paas nahi
K main ab dost koi banata nahi

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RAM:
yesterday
Kuch log mile the mujhe b jindagi ki raah mai
Sath chalenge wo mere aisa vada tha unka
Koi kisi k liye yaha rukta nhi
Ke mai ab dost koi banata nah

RAM:
yesterday
Aata halhu halhu mala
premache vidnyana kalayala laglay
tila pan mazya sobat rahun
vidnyanavar prem basalay
hi kavita kashi vatali mala nakki sanga

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RAM:
yesterday
ti romanc madhali najakat mala sangate
me sudhha gunsutranchi gunta'gunt sangato
ti kapalavar swatachya marun ghete
me pudhachya vakyachi vat pahato

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RAM:
yesterday
me mhanto samudrachya panyat

calcium cha face ahe,

ti mhante kahi sangu nakos,

tu mothi psychological case aahe

tumchya mirtana join kara

RAM:
16:55
ti mhanate

'hat tuza kiti ubdar vatato mala',

me mhanto bahutek

asel kinchitasa taap mala!
...3

3 more part of this kavita will publish

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RAM:
16:52
ti mhanate bagh na re

sutalay dhund vara,

me mhanto havaman khatyane

dila hota kalcha eshara!
...2
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RAM:
16:50
me far technical bolto,

as sarkh vatat hot tila,

'mai aisa hi hoon' mhanun

sangu tari kas tila!
....1
marathi kavita
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RAM:
17:21
Har mulakat tumase adhoori si rahi
Har khushi main kuch kami si rahi
Khwaab kya dekhe tumhaare hamne
Neend ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi
KRISHNA

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RAM:
17:00
Hotho pe 2sti k fasane nhi aate,
Sahil pe samandar k khajane nhi aate
Udane 2 paren2 ko shokh hawa me
Phir lautkar college k jamaane nhi aate
RAM

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RAM:
16:58
Hakeekat mohabbat ki judaai hoti hai
Kabhi-kabhi pyaar me bewafaai hoti hai
Hamaari taraf haath badhaakar dekho
Dosti me kitni sachaai hoti hai.

RAM:
10:41
ek garodar bai doctarkade jate.
Doc tila vichartat sanga kitava mahina,
bai mhanate aathava!
Doctor: eesh.. Me kasa aathavu

send me joke on my no

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RAM:
10:39
astala janara sury

panyala oohoti deto khara,

pan tyach kay

je trupt sagarakade pahun

a-truptch rahatat

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RAM:
10:38
Tula pahatach

mazi papni aapoaao zukayachi,

pan tu disenashi hotach

ti tuzi vat baghat asayachi,

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RAM:
10:30
jeete the kabhi kisi k mohabat k bina,tumne jo mohabat sikhai to muskurana aa gaya,nahi milne ki koi umed es dil ko,ki ab dil ko tere bina rahna aa ga

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RAM:
10:27
haathon mei haath hai

tere dil ko hatheli per le rakha hai

tera pyar hai roshan dil mei

tujhe aankho mei sanjo rakha hai
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