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Pilana farj tha kuch b pila diya hota,Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota,Agar juban pr sharm aur haya ka pehra tha,To muskura kr sar hI hila diya h



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15:21

Jamaane se kab k gujar gaye hote

Thokar na lagi hoti to bach gaye hote

Bandhe the bas teri dosti k dhaage me

Warna kab k ham bikhar gaye hote

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15:18

Har pal saath rehne ki kasam khaayi h

Maine har rasm ulfat nibhaayi h

Tum daaman bacha kar phoolo me jaa baithe

Mere aangan main to sirf tanhai hai

Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham dono bane hai dhaage se,


Fark hai to sirf itna hai kee

Main khulta hu peeche se aur

Tum khulate ho aage se.

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Kehte to tum theek magar ab raha nahi jata,

Ye dard dooriyo ka ab saha nahi jata.

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Mit gayi jab hasrato ki duniya,

Tab kahi jaakar unhe mera khyaal aaya,

Lut raha tha mera ghar jab uske saamne,

Tab bhi unhe jara bhi malaal na aaya.

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Tere bagair jindagi achi lagti nahi,

Koi khushi ab sacchi lagti nahi,

Mat pooch mujhase tu judaai ka aalaam,

Tere bagair chaandni bhi bhali lagti nahi.

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Na jeene ki khushi hai mujhko, na marne ka hoga gam,

Bas teri yaad aane par, ho jaate hai aankhen nam,

Jamaane ki koi bhi khushi mujhe achi nahi lagti,

Ho gaya hai yaaro mera bewafa sanam.

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Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hasta hu main,

Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main,

Mere hasne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi,

Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main.

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Mohabbat karta hu yakeen hai mere khuda par,

Hardam labo par dua aur tera naam jubaan par.

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Aarju ab jeene ki jyada nahi hai,

Magar marne ka ab bhi koi irada nahi hai,

Kya tumko yaad dilaau tumhaari kasme,

Jab yaad tumko apna koi wada nahi hai.

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Dil mera har pal tere liye chalta hai,

Tujhe chumne ke khyaal se dhadhakta hai.

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Khwaab aankhon se gire aansu me dhal kar,

Dam armaano ne toda dam machal-machal kar,

Meri kismat me judaai likhi thi,

Warna har kadam rakha tha sambhaal-sambhaal kar.

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Mujhe bahut yaad aata hai wo gujra jamana,

Unka dekhna, muskurana aur daud kar lipat jana.

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Tere pyaar me hamne saara jag thukraya hai,

Phir bhi toone kadam-kadam par sataya hai,

Tu apne kasme waado se mukar gayi bewafa,

Teri isi berookhi ne hi ye shehar chudaya hai.

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Jindagi mohtaaj nahi manjilo kee,

Waqt har manjil dikha deta hai,

Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar,

Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.

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Dost wo nahi jo mushkil me kaam aaye,

Dost wo hai jiske saath rehte mushkil hi na aaye.

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Ab kya kahu tumse, agar kuch kehna hai to,

Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya hai,

Ab raha nahi jata ki keh do na,

Tumhe bhi mujhse pyaar hai.

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Dil toot gaya to ab kya intajaar karu,

Tu hi bata ki tujhe aur kitna pyaar karu.

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Kitne hi khwaab saze hai abhi palko par,

Tum agar kareeb aao to sab poore ho jaaye.

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Mujhase juda ho gayi tumhaari aankhen,

Jinhe main poojhta tha badi pyaari aankhe,

Meri khushiya basi thi unme,

Choomta bahut tha main tumhaari kunwaari aankhen.

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Teri deewaangi ne bada ye kaam kiya,

Duniya bhar me mashhoor mera naam kiya.

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Wo aaina tha chamakta hi raha,

Main chiraag tha bas jalta hi raha,

Wo phool tha aur main kaanta ek,

Wo mehakta hi raha aur main chubta hi raha.

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Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya,

Dil aur jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya,

Har shakhs tha mere saath,

Par ek uska hi paigaam na aaya.

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Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi, uske saamne kam thi,

Uske saath gujra wo wakt wo fija bhi nam thi,

Par kya kare ae jaalim ham ye bhool hi gaye,

Apne haatho me wo mohabbat ki lakeere hi kam thi.

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Agar tapakta aansu ki jagah lahu aankhon se,

To koi kisi ko shaayad hi roolata,

Agar dil ke tootne ki aawaaj hoti,

To tumhe hamaare dard ka andaaj ho pata,

Apni dosti ko mausam se bachkar rakhna,

Ki khushbu aati nahi phool me sookh jaane ke baad.

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Dam todti aaraju tujhe de rahi hai badadua,

Tujhe manjil na mile mujhako mitakar.

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Kuch mat pooch kitna tujhase pyaar karta hu,

Har raat teri yaad me aankhon me aansu bharta hu,

Tum bewafa thi jo pyaar se daaman bacha baithi,

Main bewafa hu isaliye tujhe pyaar karta hu.

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Naam roshan ho gaya deewaano me tera-mera,

Kuch itane charche shehar me hamaare pyaar ke huye.

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Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu,

Tu hi bata dil ko aur kitna bekaraar karu?

Na tum khud hi aaye aur na khat hi bheja,

Tere waado par ab aur kitna main aitbaar karu…?

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Na bhoola paya hu,

Na bhoola sakuga kabhi,

Apne dil se tera naam na mita sakuga kabhi.

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Ajab hai ye duniya,

Ajab yaha ka dastoor hai,

Dil me to base ho,

Magar aankhon se door ho.

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Gam ye nahi ki tum juda ho gaye,

Gam ye hai ki pyaar mera ruswa ho gaya.

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Mere kareeb aao aur ye ikaraar karo,

Ham har haal me rasme wafa nibhayenge,

Jamana chaahe jitane julm aur sitam kare,

Ham apne pyar ki duiya jaroor basaayenge.

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Nigaahe milaane ko jee chaahta hai,

Tere paas aane ko jee chaahta hai,

Kaash wahi raate laut aaye,

Phir tanhaai mehkhaane ko jee chaahta hai.

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Tujhe kya mila jamaane mujhe khaak me milakar,

Hamaare armaan saare thokro me udaakar,

Khuda se daro jaalimo na pyaar ko naakaam karo,

Ghar tumhaare bhi jalenge mera ghar jalaakar.

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Aapki himmat kaise huyi mujhe ye sab kehne ki,

Majboori me aadat pad gayi hai,

Tumse door rahane ki.

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Geeto me bhi saaj hota hai,

Roshni me bhi raaj hota hai,

Ae yaar badnaam ki parwaah na kar,

Chamakte chaand me bhi daag hota hai.

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Tere bagair jindagi me kuch bhi nahi hai,

Tu saath nahi to khush bhi khushi nahi hai,

Chali aao aaj to kisi bahaane se,

Meri tabeeyat aaj achi nahi hai.

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Apne pajaame me naada daal nahi sakte hai aur

Kargil me ladne ka dawa karte ho,

Ghar me patni ke gulaam bankar rehte hai aur

Baahar aakar khud ko shehanshaah kehte hai.

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Jaane kitni haseen wo raat hogi,

Jab man se man aur tan se tan kee baat hogi.

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Main khush hu ki mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,

Kareeb ghar ke hi mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,

Karu na naaz kyon main apni kismat par,

Chaand se bhi haseen mujhako deedaar mil gaya.

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Phir wo chat par aayenge aur dhoondhte mujhe,

Magar jab saamne aayenge to bejubaan honge.

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Tumhaare pyaar ki khushbu mitaaye nahi mitati,

Meri saanso me basi hai teri saanso ki mehak.

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Jab se unhe dekha hai,

Dil ke sab armaan jaag gaye,

Pyaar kya hota hai ab ham

Pehachaan gaye.

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Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,

Dost pe apni jindagi waar du,

Jab tera SMS nahi milta to,

Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.

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Nigaahe dhoondh rahi hai,

Wahi khwaab sunhare,

Jo kabhi mil baith kar dekhe the

Ham dono ne.

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Bahut udaas hai jindagi thoda pyaar to kar lene do,

Yun roko na raaho ko mere thoda saath to chal lene do,

Chand lamhe hai in aankhon me,

Un lamho me jee lene do.

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Har ek shaam aati hai

Teri yaado ki gataaye,

Aur har raat barasti hai meri tanhaai me.

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Main teri yaado me gujar doonga umra tamaam,

Dil me teri soorat rahegi aur labo pe tera hi naam.

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Ab kya kahu tumse,

Agar kuch kahna hai to,

Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya,

Ab nahi raha jata, kah do na pyaar hai.

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Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho,

Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,

Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila,

Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho…

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Jaroori nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,

Jaroori nahi ki baat hoti rahe,

Par jo jaroori hai wo bas yahi,

Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Bhikhari- “Das paise ka sawaal hai baabu, das paise ka

”

Baabu- “Wo to mai deta hoon, lekin pehle sawaal to poocho
”

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Shikshak- “Kya koi aadmi andhere me bhi dekh sakta hai?”

Ek Chatra- “Haan Sir, meri mummy dekh sakti hai
”

Shikshak- “Kaise?”

Chatra- “Kal raat cinema hall ke andhere me ve papa

se kah rahi thi ki tumhari dhaadi bahut badh gayi hai
”

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Aath saal ki bachi ne apni maa se poocha- “Mummy, Rani Elizabeth ko yah kaise pata chala ki unko bacha hone waala hai?”

Isse pehle ki maa koi jawaab deti, sabse choti bachi kah uthi- “Sabhi akhbaaro me chapa tha ki Rani ko bacha hone waala hai
Kya tum samajhti ho ki Rani akhbaar nahi padti hogi?”

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Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”

Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di
”

Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”

Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”

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Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache

kitne gande ho jaate hai
”

Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji
Ab dekho na,

das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi

jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi
”

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Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse

achi kaun-si cheej hai?”

Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si

cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya
”

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Pati- “Mai ghante-bhar se tumhe samjha raha hoon

aur tumhari samajh me baat nahi aa rahi hai


Tumhare dimaag me to gobar bhara hua hai
”

Patni- “Aur aap use ghante-bhar se chaat rahe hai
”

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Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”

Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu
”

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Ek Sajjan ne ek saat varsheeya ladki se poocha-

“Tumhare baal vaakai bahut sundar hai
Ye tumhe

kisse mile hai, mummy se ya papa se?”

Ladki- “Jaha tak mera khyaal hai, mujhe ye baal mere

papa se mile hai, kyonki unke sir ke saare baal gaayab hai
”

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Patni- “Aap hi is company ki boss hai na?”

Boss ne hairani se poocha- “Are! Aapne kaise anumaan lagaya?”

Patni- “Bahut aasaan tha
Mere pati ghar me bacho ko hansane ke liye aapki hi harkato ki nakal kiya karte hai
”

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School se lautne ke baad Santa ne maa ko bataya-

“Lagta hai, hamari Teacher kabhi nahi nahati
”

Maa- “Tumne aisa kaise samajha?”

Santa- “Vah kah rahi thi ki unhone aaj tak aisa koi

bhi kaam nahi kiya, jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakti
”

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Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”

Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”

Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga
”

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Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom

rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,

aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”

Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe

andhere me hi rakhta hai
”

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Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkar

bola- “Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?”

Ramu- “Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha
”

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Jigyasu bache ne poocha- “Mummy, aap papa ko kaha mili?”

Maa- “Ek picnic me
”

Bacha- “Kya mai aapke saath tha?”

Maa- ‘Nahi, jab gayi thi to tum nahi the,

lekin jab mai lauti to tum saath aaye the
”

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Adhyapika- “Jo kaam tumne nahi kiya, uske liye

tumhe saja bhi nahi milegi
”

Rinki- “Dhanyavad Madam, aaj mai homework bhool gayi hoon
”

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Adhyapak- “Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?

Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai
”

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Master- “Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?”

Rakesh- “Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota hai

to aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai
”

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Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,

ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”

Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne

bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai
”

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Ek school me teen bhai padhte the
Inspector ne muaayne ke waqt sabse chote bhai se poocha- “Tumhare bhaiyo ke mooche nahi hai, par tumhare kyo hai, jabki tum sabse chote ho?”

Chote bhai ne jawaab diya- “Meri shakal Papa par hai aur un dono ki shakal Maa par
”

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Praathmik upchar ki pariksha chal rahi thi
Parikshak ne ek vidhyarthi se poocha- “Agar sadak par koi behosh pada aadmi dikh jaye, to aap kya karenge?”

Santa- “Mai use thodi-si brandy doonga
”

Parikshak- “Yadi us waqt aapke paas brandy na ho tab?”

Santa- “To brandy dene ka aashvasan doonga
”

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Ek Chote ladke ne apne adhyapak ko chunauti dete huye poocha- “Agar George Washington sachmuch ek imaandaar vyakti the, to unke janamdin par banko ko kyo band rakha jaata hai?”

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Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”

Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,

parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta
”

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Adhyapak- “Bacho, mil-julkar kaam karna achi baat hai
”

Chaatra- “Lekin sir, pariksha me aap hi hame mil-julkar kaam nahi karne dete
”

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Santa- “Maine talaak dene ki or pehla kadam utha liya hai
”

Banta- “Vah kaise?”

Santa- “Maine shaadi kar li hai
”

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Train me saamne ki seat par baithe pati chew gum chaba rahe the
Kaafi der baad saamne ki seat par baithi unki patni boli- “Darling, I am sorry, tum itni der se mujhse bole ja rahe ho, par mai jawaab nahi de rahi hoon
Mere beherepan me yahi to musibat hai, jara jor-jor se bole
”

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Pati- “Abhi Reena ki shaadi ki jaldi hi kya hai?

Bahut samay pada hai
Jab tak koi acha ladka na mil jaye, tab tak hame pratiksha karni chahiye
”

Patni- “Pratiksha bhi kab tak ki ja sakti hai, jab mai

Reena ki umra ki thi, tab mere ghar waalo ne hi acha

ladka talaash karne ki koshish kaha ki thi
”

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Maa- “Beta, tumhaara office ka kaam kaisa chal raha hai
Sab thik to hai na?”

Beta- “Mere neeche pachees aadmi kaam karte hai maa
”

Maa khushi se- “To kya mera beta vaha bada

Officer ban gaya hai?”

Beta- “Nahi! Darahsal mai Upri manjil me kaam karta hoon
”

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Ek nai-nai dulhan ne apne pati se poocha- “Yadi mai kabhi moti ho jau to kya tab bhi tum mujhe chahte rahoge?”

Pati- “Kabhi nahi
Maine kewal ache-bure dino me saath dene ka vachan diya hai
Mote-patle ki koi baat nahi hui thi
”

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Putra- “Papa! Sadak banane me kin-kin cheejo ki jarurat hoti hai?”

Pita- “Aaj to sawaal pooch-poochkar tune tang hi kar dala, yadi itne hi sawaal maine apne papa se kiye hote to kya hota batao?”

Putra- “Aapko mere sawaalo ke jawaab dene aa jaate
”

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Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki

baat nahi rakhunga
”

Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”

Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai
”

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Office me patni ki chithi aayi
Apne maayke se bheji thi
Pati ka mitra patra me jhaankne laga to pati ne liphapha uske saamne daal diya- “Lo, padh lo
”

Mitra ne dekha to chaukkar bola- “Isme to saada kaagaj hai yaar
”

Pati- “Haan
Aajkal hamaari bolchaal band hai


Vah jhagda karke ghar se gayi hai
”

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Premi- “Chalo, cinema chalte hai
Pichli seat

ka ticket le lenge
”

Premika- “Agar pichli seat ka ticket na mila to?”

Premi- “To phir film hi dekh lenge
”

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Patni pyaar se- “Khaana ban gaya hai
Garm-garm

phulke khakar jaaiye
”

Pati- “Burnol (antiseptic cream) hai ghar me?”

Patni- “Haan
”

Pati- “Phir to kha lunga
”

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Ek vidhwa ne apne swargiya pati ki kabra par lage pathar par likhvaya- “Yaha aaraam karta hai vah pati,

jo apni patni ke liye paanch laakh rupye chod gaya aur jisne shehar ke saare patiyo ke liye ek misaal chodi
”

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Santa- “Jis din meri patni aayi usi din mera

khajaanchi mere kuch rupaye lekar bhaag gaya
”

Banta- “Tum nahi jaante ki musibat kabhi

akele nahi aati
”

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Ek khoobsurat stree jaasusi upanyaas padte-padte

apne pati se poochne lagi- “yadi koi khoobsurat

ladka mujhe bhagakar le jaye to tum kya karoge?”

Pati- “Mai usse kahunga, khuda ke bande, bhagakar

le jaane ki kya jarurat hai, aaram se le jao
”

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Ek pustak ke pehle panne par likha hai- “Mohabbat ke maare ko aatmahatya se rokne ka sabse aasaan upaay hai, shaadi
”

Aur usi pustak ke sabse aakhiri panne par likha hai- “shaadi se bachne ka bas ek hi upaay hai aur vah hai aatmahatya
”

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Maa- “Beta, koyle nahi hai, roti kaise banegi?”

Beta- “Chaaval bana lena, maa
”

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Seeta- “Hamaare ghar me saara saamaan imported

yaani videshi hai
”

Geeta- “Aur aapke pati…?”

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14:50

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14:42

Changala mitra PAVASA sarakha nasato



jo kosalato ani jato



changala mitra HAVE sarakha asato



jo disat nasala tari satat samparkat asato

vishal



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10:27

Sanga, Dukha Kunala Nasatat!

Tarihi Hasat Rahav Manasan..

Sukhachyach mage Dhavanyapeksha

Anande Bhijat Rahav Mansan..

Vishal